OK, no more badgers, at least til next week. Unless they spring a surprise visit, which they like to do.
Going down the requests list, how about a puppy? Or a small pony of a dog with puppy brain?
This is Fida (feminine for Fido, get it?).
She's my friend Mary's dog who visits us on weekends, along with Mary. She's huge - incredibly long and flexible, but is still a puppy through and through. A furry black tornado swirling through the house, picking up various random items in her path.
Given that Flash intensely dislikes other dogs, we were worried about his reaction at first, and he did nip her a few times to put her in her place. But he's realized she comes with Mary, who he loves, so he tolerates her. Actually, he doesn't tolerate her, she just doesn't exist to him. They live in parallel universes. Flash senses a disturbance in the force, but carefully ignores her physical presence.
It's a good approach. If annoying things won't go away, just decide they don't exist.