Um, no, not Easter. I like it and all, the bunnies, the chocolate, the jelly beans, the Easter dresses. In fact, here's me in an adorable Easter outfit from the distant past:
Though apparently I'm indicating to my parents that my purse is empty. Always subtle, that's me.
Where were we? Oh yes, the most happiest day of the year!
That would be Opening Day! Of the baseball season! Today! Yankees vs. Red Sox at Fenway!
What could possibly be better? Assuming the Bosox win, of course. It's okay, we got the whole season ahead of us. This is the year, hope springs eternal, we'll show them this time and all that. Everyone's an optimist today. Or tomorrow, when all the other teams start play. So, it's time to...